Dickcheese

Dickcheese is the owner of Miko and her puppies who knows everything about Greek Mythology (especially the incest) and the names of all the gods and goddeses. He has Anencephaly and miraculously survived to adulthood, although his amount of common sense is unfortunately low. It's unknown if this is a result of his deformity or if he's just fucking retarded. A long time ago, he worked at a pet store where Miko lived before he adopted her. However, he got fired for spending the money his customers gave him when they paid for their pets and supplies on Miko.

Dickcheese got shot in his left leg while protecting Miko from a poacher since she was heavily pregnant with her puppies. He spent two days in the hospital and he didn't get to see Miko's puppies being born because of that. Allthough, he still got to see them when he returned home from the hospital. When he saw the puppies, he knew right away what to name them. The puppies' names became Zeus, Medusa, Apollo, Leto, and Hestia.

One year later, Miko gives birth to a second litter. Dickcheese names those puppies Erebus, Perseus, Pan, and Gaia.

When Medusa and Perseus are playfighting, they notice a hole in the ground by a tree. They get curious and they bth crawl into the hole. Dickcheese gets worried and tries to make the hole deeper and bigger (if you know what I mean...) to find the two puppies. Miko catches a scent and starts barking. Dickcheese thinks she has found Medusa and Perseus so he runs over to Miko and sees a bump in the ground. The bump gets bigger and Perseus pops his head out with Medusa beside him. Dickcheese is relieved to see that they're alive and gives them a bath.

When Miko and the puppies go to the forest to become wild dogs, Dickcheese visits them several times, but is a side and minor character then.

Then Dickcheese does drugs and randomly goes on a rampage, ending in him being shot by a police officer and dying.